Monday, December 10

Vinnie was completely puzzled by what kind of phone book the mystery woman could mean, but she had already wrapped her naked body around his and begun to undress him. He could no longer concentrate on such minor details, and instead gave himself over to the pleasure of sex with a beautiful, mysterious stranger.

...

In the morning, Vinnie woke up late and realized that the woman was gone. Only lipstick stains on the pillow and the overwhelming scent of sex in his bed assured him that she had not been a magical apparition from the cabbie gods of this crazy city. From there, he went about his day as usual, wondering and hoping if he'd ever see the woman again.
posted by emily 10:26 PM

Wednesday, December 5

That same night, Vinnie arrived home to the sound of his steamy shower rushing water over... someone, he knew not whom. Curiousity aroused, he proceeded to his bathroom to investigate. A beautiful, nude young woman whom he recognized from earlier turned off the water and stepped out. She slowly took Vinnie's towel and pressed it against her supple breasts.

Vinnie was not too entranced by the woman's beauty to question her sudden presence in his apartment, and so stammered, "How did you find my apartment?"

Her sultry eyes locked with his in a stare as she murmured, "I looked it up in the phone book."

After a moment's pause, Vinnie said, "Hey... I'm unlisted!"

She took a step towards him, and, tracing his earlobe with her warm, wet fingertips, whispered, "Not that kind of phone book."
posted by emily 7:29 PM